Dumbest Ass on Earth Awarded To Curt Schilling
Former major league pitcher and ESPN Sports Analyst Curt Schilling has won this year's coveted Dumbest Ass on Earth Award. An…
NFL COMMISSIONER SUFFERED BRAIN-ECTOMY BEFORE SAYING KNOCKING WIFE UNCONSCIOUS NOT OKAY WHENEVER “INSTANT REPLAY” VIDEO AVAILABLE
Following up on our story of July, 2013…
In a Bold Move Obama Hits Putin Where It Hurts
In retaliation for Vladimir Putin's March 28th annexation of Crimea and threats to annex all of Eastern Ukraine, President Obama has moved quickly…
Homophobe Refuses to Tip Server Gets Surprise Tweet From God
Last week Dayna Morales, a former Marine and current waitress at a Bridgewater, NJ restaurant, shared an…
Barneys CEO Shocked By Barneys “Guilty While Shopping Black” Policy
Just when we all have come so far, getting along so, so well together, in this post racial Kumbaya society, we discover that New York City's iconic…
al Qaeda Declares “Mission Accomplished” And Sends Thank-You Note To U.S. Congress
In shocking news, with ramifications to financial markets around the globe, al Qaeda today announced "Mission Accomplished" in its…
Surveyed Catholics Believe Pope’s Mandate To ‘Love Thy Neighbor’ More Surprising Than Lou Gehrig Dying From Lou Gehrig’s Disease
After Pope Francis called, this week, for a more inclusive Church, a bigger tent - "a home for all", 1.2 Billion shocked Roman Catholics tweeted…
Obama & Putin Agree to Couples Counseling
ST. PETERSBURG, Russia - At the G20 Summit, today, Presidents Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin announced they have agreed to submit immediately to…
Spitzer Offers To Pay For Women’s Vote One Vote At A Time
With a week left in the New York race for Comptroller, candidate Elliot Spitzer, the dick-for-brains-wanna-be-mayor-oops-comptroller, tried a…